ever since i left the city YOU! (powerful shock wave emanates from me and shatters all nearby windows)
DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
for the entire time Baldur's Gate 3 has been out, not to mention early access, I have not seen a single correctly colored tiefling, so I suppose I have to do everything by myself around here.
me, suddenly connecting the dots on which mutuals are reblogging this:
Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)
ALTAnd honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.
i am too sensitive to be a person i feel like they took the heart and brain of a small prey animal and stuck it inside of me i am very dumb and very scared all the time
After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level
premarital divorce is such a potent concept like it makes no sense at all but also i know exactly what you are talking about
no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".
i think i jinxed myself with tagging that post as “getting bismark on roulette felt like that in 2015” this morning bc i just got the whale on roulette
botkawee asked:
is it lesbian friday yet
mushroomjar answered:
It’s always lesbian friday if you believe
Happy lesbian friday
When the world is cruel and unwelcoming, press ZL to turn into a squid